I am an artiste!

Hello my subjects! I am feeling quite satisfied today! I finally completed my latest artwork project. Artistic Inspiration Strikes! The humans left me the raw materials so I assume they…

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I punctured my human

My loyal subjects, yesterday, there was a problem. My human was carrying me and someone walked toward us with a small piece of carpet tile, which was flapping about ominously. As…

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