Category Archives: Loki

I punctured my human

My loyal subjects, yesterday, there was a problem. My human was carrying me and someone walked toward us with a small piece of carpet tile, which was flapping about ominously. As you could imagine, this alarmed me. I launched, gaining traction with full use of my claws, as anyone would. It was only after I dodged certain carpet death that I realized that I had punctured my human, in several places. They can be quite noisy when wounded like that, and disruptions to their constant dedication to serving me can also result from woundings, so I do try to avoid damaging them. Oh my, much work ahead of me today comforting the human. Mental note, try harder not to puncture them next time.